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Photoshop Lessons – How To Make A Sparkly Vampire Twilight Poster
Photoshop is a very useful tool. It can be used for all sorts of things, like designing websites, retouching photos, or turning a homoeratic photo of you and your brother into a dazzling, sparkling...
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Photoshop Lessons – How To Photoshop A Mary Poppins Flying Umbrella Witch Poster
Well, first off, let me begin with an apology. I was not myself the last tutorial. I was angry. I was furious. I wanted to smash Jon Bon Jovi’s face off the side of a curb and bury his Olivia …...
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Chris Hinton’s Pathway To Success
Ahhhhh, I’m so pumped right now! I just got a call an hour ago for work. This is incredibly exciting news. I can’t even begin to tell you why, but I’m going to try anyhow. I don’t know many of …...
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2,000 Followers – A Thank You
Woooo doggie! Alert the presses and fire up the ticker tape parade! The Dimwit has gone and done it. 2,000 followers. 2,000 real genuine, funny, thoughtful, kind, and incredibly beautiful ding dong...
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Troublemaker
I had to sneak one more in before I leave town to visit with my family. This is a photo of me and my sister-in-law. The one who yells down the steps for me and my brother to, “Shut the … Continue...
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If You Could See Into My Soul
Where to begin, where to begin. How do you like my sunglasses? I broke my other pair and lost my expensive Ray Bans a few months ago. The Ray Bans were on top of my head when I lost them. … Continue...
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City Slickers
This is a photo of my niece, Clarissa. Isn’t she beautiful? No comments from you perverts or I’ll break your kneecaps. Don’t think I won’t do it, either. I may be scrawny, and I’ve never been in a...
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A Day In the Life of a Movie Location Scout
Well, Pittsburgh’s no Qatar, but it is definitely a beautiful city. This is a shot taken from the rooftop of the Convention Center in downtown. You should see it all lit up at night. I love my city....
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Mr. Pittsburgh
Have I told you dimwits how much I love Pittsburgh lately? Oh, yes. Why just last post. Well, let me say it again. I love my city. I love Pittsburgh. I’m not at liberty to discuss much about the...
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Mr. October
Seven days, 110 hours, and over 3,000 photos later, my work week is finally over. I’ll get to the 881 unread emails tomorrow. It’s time for me to crash. I was being modest before, but modesty is...
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104th Commemorative Post
Welp, we did it you dimwits. We reached 104 glorious posts this year. Hells bells. Time to rip open the cardboard box and break out the good stuff. Time to let the Franzia boxed wine flow like...
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Old Couples In Love
Do you guys wanna hear a heartwarming love story? Well too bad if you don’t. You’re gonna hear one anyway. Above is a photo of Skip and Lorraine arguing over the correct spelling of their small...
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Cursing & Cruising
I met up with Skip and Lorraine again today. We (me, the director, and producer) had a director’s scout for the hospital commercial I’m working on. Skip, that son of a bitch, what an incredible guy....
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Illuminati Members Distinguished Branch (IMDb)
No time for chit chat. No rest for the weary. Work has been crazy busy this month. It has the madman all tied up, but I just wanted to have a quickie with you dimwits before I get back to … Continue...
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Lift Off
It’s 4:45 AM. I’ve been up for work since 12:50 AM. I went to bed at 10 PM. Ladies and dimwits, we have lift off. Work has exploded. I scouted for a feature film starring Vin Diesel at the...
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Mo Money Mo Problems
I told you dimwits that I had great news but had to wait a little while until I share it. I got a phone call last night that made it official. I can tell you now. My eyes are dollar … Continue...
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Sage Advice
How’s it hanging you super sexy dimwits? Mine’s low and to the left. I have a slight curvature for those wanting to be in the know. It’s awesome. So yesterday was crazy. Phone ringing, making...
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Solitary Man
I’ll be honest. I haven’t been to church in a very long time. I have my reasons. They’re justified, but I’ve been doing some thinking lately. I’ve been having a change of heart. I think it’s time...
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Perks
So get this you dimwits. My former roommate leaves me a voicemail the other day. I didn’t call her back because I’m swamped and also because I’m somewhat of a dickhead, so she sends me an email this...
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Flubberty Jibberty
Above is a photo of one of my bestest friends in the whole wide world. This is Laura. Laura enjoys when I take photos of her. This is photo 86 of 92 in the series I like to title “Hey … Continue...
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